The "post a picture of your car while it's stuck" thread

[jared1988]

^^^ did the female stick around through out/after the event?! ^^^

[iliescu]

No picture, but here's how events transpired...

On a date in July, it's about 6pm, cruising around with this chick in my topless Jeep TJ to get all the panties wet. To get said panties yet more wet I opted to take a right turn into a closed construction site for residential homes. I see the fill pile from basement excavations, I see that it's wet topsoil instead of clay or gravel-boney soil, but I think 'Surely I can demolish this in 4x4 to get the v-juices flowing like the Nile.' I get about halfway up the burm and get stuck, it takes me 20 minutes to get unstuck, using my work boots, shovel, some nearby sand, just a nightmare, but it turns out this was the pleasant part of my night.

On the way back down I see a 1-2 foot wide long puddle resembling a stream, where the runoff from the wet topsoil drained to. Again I think 'My 4x4 can go through that without aaaaaany problems.'

Lesson learned: silty water resembling mud + heavy Jeep front end = fucked in the ass by Tyson.. repeatedly.

It took 3 towtrucks 4 hours to lift my Jeep out like a crane, the Jeep was literally at a 70-80 degree angle with the nose down in this stream. Both front tires and fenders burried, that night cost me so much money that I sold the Jeep furiously afterwards.

Now I miss it... but yeah that's my STUCK story... it sucked hairy ass.

[Jenewein]

i didn't talk to my wife for 3 days.

Sounds like she got off easy.

No wonder I'm not married.

[loneStar22]

i dont know why, but i read that and it struck me as someone who is holding in a poop trying to finish a story

lol i see what u got from that...

i got stuck today on three wheels. i **** the fact that i dont have lsd. one wheel of the ground = no movement

[nap83]

i was following my wife's car one day when she decided to take a "shortcut" through a backend car wash lane... to say that the 6 lined up speedbumps were shockingly enormous was an understatement... i struggled through the first one and threw a temper tantrum on the speed bump... my wife was so annoyed, she left WTF! by the 3rd bump i got stuck, and yeyy police officers came and helped me while another cop came just to laugh at me. i didn't talk to my wife for 3 days.

[hinrichs]

i got stuck like 10x going to a doctors appointment in a parking garage last year, no pics of it tho...the peoples faces were classics as i kept dragging my car along

[Tuck&Poke]

you did

hahahaha using that in my sig, first time i had an actual lol from a forum in a long time

[jared1988]

so assuming u guys install ur coilovers at a garage that has the 4 point rack thing, how do u get off the rack? I'm sure the parts that make contact with ur frame (dear god i wish i knew some better technical terms) are taller than your ride height, at least the ones here are. do u bring blocks of wood and put them under the tires to give u clearance then move the arms out of the way? or do u use a floor jack to lift the car up?... I think I just answered my question

[Geoff.T]

When you decided to drive through that sand, wasn't your thought already "What a very,very stupid idea!" ?

Road was firm when it started. There was no room to turn around. I would have made it if the car didn't high center on the crown of the "road."

[MikeG]

Eating my words, got stuck leaving a 5 Guy's in CT



Frame scrapes and camber burnout lol

ahahahha Dude even I bottomed out on that when I was pulling out I dunno how I was able to clear it going in leaving was so much worse....my cats are nice and flat now

[oloniccolo]

i dont know why, but i read that and it struck me as someone who is holding in a poop trying to finish a story

i just laughed so hard.

[02jetguy]

hahahaha using that in my sig, first time i had an actual lol from a forum in a long time

LOL this! I busted out laughing at work for like 5 minutes when I read this.

[Slow_Ballin']

I got "stuck" on a manhole cover in Pleasanton if that counts lol

Heres a pic after I fished it out on the side of the rode... Crappy cell pic I know.



For the 2nd time in this thread, up on a tow truck lol

[fivefourzero]

i dont know why, but i read that and it struck me as someone who is holding in a poop trying to finish a story

hahahaha using that in my sig, first time i had an actual lol from a forum in a long time

[Byron]

So far I've always been able to back up and hit it faster to get over things. There's a bad speed bump at school that I tried once, it's right in front of the entrance before class, I hit the control arm lollypops and came to a stop so I hit the gas more and spun my way over haha. Nice cloud of smoke for everyone standing there.

Eating my words, got stuck leaving a 5 Guy's in CT



Frame scrapes and camber burnout lol