99 Problems

[Pswirley]

I should have went to bed earlier, this shit is too much good for tired eyes.

[mojocoggo]

Wow, just woke up and found this thread... I do strange things when I haven't slept for 26 hours.

[Presns3]

Son do you know why I'm stoppin you fo'?
'Cause I'm young and I'm broke and my car's real low do I look like an OBD I reader sir (I don't know)
Are my headlights under 22" or should I guess some mo'?
Well you was draggin frame in the carpool lane.

License and registration and step out of the car, you carryin a S52 wiring harness I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin outta shit all my wiring's legit
Well do you mind if I check your codes real quick
Well my glove compartment is broken and the trunk won't unlatch and I don't know my radio code so you gonna need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type a mechanic or something some BF.c mod or something
Tell y'all I ain't passed the ASE test but I know a little bit, enough that you wanna legally ban me for profanity
Well we'll see how smart you are when state ref. comes
I got 99 problems but a b& ain't one

[SeanDub]

Wow, just woke up and found this thread... I do strange things when I haven't slept for 26 hours.

LOL nice

[BADwayz]

Awesome

[Burn535i]

That was .... interesting

[Gottalovethexi]

Son do you know why I'm stoppin you fo'?
'Cause I'm young and I'm broke and my car's real low do I look like an OBD I reader sir (I don't know)
Are my headlights under 22" or should I guess some mo'?
Well you was draggin frame in the carpool lane.

License and registration and step out of the car, you carryin a S52 wiring harness I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin outta shit all my wiring's legit
Well do you mind if I check your codes real quick
Well my glove compartment is broken and the trunk won't unlatch and I don't know my radio code so you gonna need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type a mechanic or something some BF.c mod or something
Tell y'all I ain't passed the ASE test but I know a little bit, enough that you wanna legally ban me for profanity
Well we'll see how smart you are when state ref. comes
I got 99 problems but a b& ain't one

made me chuckle

[Formula E]

Haha I should of never quoted the song... lol

[Travis]

Damn son

[punkhop83]

I like!

[Moose]

WTF

[525iT_Feen]

The lyrics are hilarious LMAO

[schroedin]

This keeps getting better for some reason

[ginger_snaps]

lol<----i did alott
great car

[WhiteStripes]

Dylan threads usually = win