99 Problems

[mojocoggo]

kekekeke

[Formula E]

"The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor..." great song... looks like you got 99 problems but an oil pan aint one.

[mojocoggo]

Son do you know why I'm stoppin you fo'?
'Cause I'm young and I'm broke and my car's real low do I look like an OBD I reader sir (I don't know)
Are my headlights under 22" or should I guess some mo'?
Well you was draggin frame in the carpool lane.

License and registration and step out of the car, you carryin a S52 wiring harness I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin outta shit all my wiring's legit
Well do you mind if I check your codes real quick
Well my glove compartment is broken and the trunk won't unlatch and I don't know my radio code so you gonna need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type a mechanic or something some BF.c mod or something
Tell y'all I ain't passed the ASE test but I know a little bit, enough that you wanna legally ban me for profanity
Well we'll see how smart you are when state ref. comes
I got 99 problems but a b& ain't one

[theseeker411]

Dylan you crack me the hell up. Oh and I love the way your 7 looks.

[M.Burroughs]

Son do you know why I'm stoppin you fo'?
'Cause I'm young and I'm broke and my car's real low do I look like an OBD I reader sir (I don't know)
Are my headlights under 22" or should I guess some mo'?
Well you was draggin frame in the carpool lane.

License and registration and step out of the car, you carryin a S52 wiring harness I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin outta shit all my wiring's legit
Well do you mind if I check your codes real quick
Well my glove compartment is broken and the trunk won't unlatch and I don't know my radio code so you gonna need a warrant for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type a mechanic or something some BF.c mod or something
Tell y'all I ain't passed the ASE test but I know a little bit, enough that you wanna legally ban me for profanity
Well we'll see how smart you are when state ref. comes
I got 99 problems but a b& ain't one

oh my god.

[Geoff.T]

Interesting post.

[B Rod]

Excellent thread.

[frink84]

i lold. a lot.

[psiglx]

totally not what i was expecting...

[Chris@MemoryFab]

wow

[Royal_T]

[JSanders]

Phattest 7 EVER.

[Dave_The_BMXER]

This delivered.

[SeanDub]

lol

[schroedin]

wat ITT