When you're not in your car, can you impress people with your keys?

[Vincent_Daoust]

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[Nicolaus Pro]

I don't understand why you need to impress people...

[Yogi_Bear]

If I buy one of those SW key chains then maybe

[Average_Jerk]

I have a bottle opener on mine. People are impressed that Im always prepared for a beer

[xathree]

i have gumby on mine.... i win

[electricalbox]

Lulz at trying to impress & more lulz that it is with keys.

[Yogi_Bear]

Lulz at trying to impress & more lulz that it is with keys.

dude, bitches used to love my digimon on my keychain back in the day

[lyonsroar]

I'm using a VW flip key to run my FORD Fusion. Kind of blasphemous...

[Z.Cockburn]

My key is a coat hanger and a screw driver.

Bitches be all up on's.

[softg]

I have a bottle opener on mine. People are impressed that Im always prepared for a beer

^ nice

[jimmybacon]

My old key really was a screwdriver.

[slotoyo]

my old keys:

[Dudermagee]

I have a bottle opener on mine. People are impressed that Im always prepared for a beer

No, they're impressed when you open a bottle with your teeth.

[Jesus Christ]

No, they're impressed when you open a bottle with your teeth.

I chipped a tooth doing that drunk once, true story.

[Dudermagee]

I chipped a tooth doing that drunk once, true story.

And thats why I never tried, dave does that shit all the fucking time.
Blows my mind.