The E38: An unexpected journey

[LCG]

For the driver front i assume? If you still need one i have a 01 door from a parts car that should have it.

yes please

[kneums]

yes please

Slide in them pms

[Aitch]

- the car is a rolling ant colony

- some horny drill bit dick squirrel had fun with the rocker

- holes to insert a pulling tool to fix damage

- previous owner had a big garden and did not have a hose so he filled the rocker with water and then drove all around to water it

- El chupacabras sucked all the blood out of the rocker

- An angry girlfriend with good ethics saw the picture of the audi with all the pick axes and thought about doing the same but she knew the car was a timeless design so she bought a playmobil pick axe and made damage on a not so visible area, yet stressful enough for the owner to have it fixed. (poorly)

- Inverse Braille for that chance of running over a blind person.

So many possibilities

Dead x 6.

[LCG]

Dead x 6.

[Fleetlin49]

I guess you killed him six times? So now that makes you a mass murder...

[LCG]

I guess you killed him six times? So now that makes you a mass murder...

WHAT!? not agaaaaaaaaaaaaain... this wasn't even on the week plans

[Aitch]

Each line killed me with laughter. You bastard.

[nsogiba]

That progress train keeps chuggin' along.

Keep fighting through, you'll break through eventually. Here's a metaphorical GIF to keep your spirits up

[LCG]

BREAKING NEWS

I Just clapped a mosquito and some blood splattered my left eye!

I leave this message in case I die from Zika-Ebola and stop updating.
( If I die before spambots kill the forum anyway )

[Session]

Quick question before you pass away from homosexual aids blood in your eye: How long in total has the car been in the paintshop?

[LCG]

Quick question before you pass away from homosexual aids blood in your eye: How long in total has the car been in the paintshop?

Seems like I am fine, for now. Hope the virus is not on incubating period, I still have much salt to give to this world.

Now your question.

When I read your text I did not remember that info, so I went digging into messages, picture dates and using my super detective skills...

Since January.

8 months. WOW... I really did not expect that. Time passes by so fast when you grow responsibilities.

8 months!

[loekaaz]

Quick question before you pass away from homosexual aids blood in your eye: How long in total has the car been in the paintshop?

Actually, it doesn't necessarily need to be homosexual blood tho...

Ricky Gervais - AIDS

Maybe that mosquito just f*ed a chimp up the ass

[Session]

Actually, it doesn't necessarily need to be homosexual blood tho...

Ricky Gervais - AIDS

Maybe that mosquito just f*ed a chimp up the ass

Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against homosexuals. Guess my funny sarcastic undertone don't fly to well on the interwebz 😂

[Mehowski]

10/10 story telling skills.

10/10 would read again.

I mean hell you've definitely done more in 8 months than I could do in 5 years. All I've done is painted my wheels a shitty colour in the past 8 months

[Scape-Zs]

Read every word of this thread; the ups, the downs, the all arounds.
Love the car, Love the story along with all this.

If I recall correctly, the shop said 3 weeks so seems like they're right on schedule.