stance sucks

[Robitussin]

You know what i agree stance is really dumb. I put some BBS wheels on the BMW i got from my mom's second cousin's dad's crack dealer's friend and it looks like a monster truck but i think i should have used the money on super swampers and a lift kit instead. Thoughts?

[rice4life]

This is gold

No, this is Stance|Works

You are a legend!

No, he is Oxer

[rice4life]

Thanks for quoting me bby :*

You noticed me senpai!

[nellydragracer]

eeeh, just like the good old days

[Jlyons617]

This kid is the kid we've all had to deal with when selling a car.

You put an ad on Craigslist selling your car for 2500. Under what blue book and previous sales have been. you get a text: "You got the car for sale". You reply: "Yes, if you would like to see it, my address is XXXX and I'll be here all day." Reply: "K".

The day goes by.

8PM, an Acura pulls in your driveway and 4 kids get out looking like this:



They don't knock, they barely acknowledge you as you walk up. One kid finally identifies himself as "Jeff", no last name given. "Jeff" informs you that his brothers, friend's cousin's baby momma's fuck buddy owns a shop that he worked at before he started making dabs in his parent's basement, so he "knows cars". You inform him that he needs to depress the clutch to start the car.

After revving the engine twice he shuts it off and steps out. "Jeff''s" friends, begin to load up in your car as "Jeff" works out the details of this transaction. He wants you to sign the title and a bill of sale so his dad can sign it when he gets home. You begin to know what'll happen next.

Jeff then tells you what you knew was coming.

"Yeah, so how firm are you on price dude."

The game begins:

You reply: "I've got 1500 in receipts in a folder for this car and it's priced $500 below KBB value".

"Jeff" replys: Yeah, I've got $650 bucks, This:




And......to sweeten the deal, $50 of the finest dabs a parent's basement can create.


You sigh, knowing your time has been wasted by a kid that want's nothing more than to be the living embodiment of Jesse Pinkman. You tell "Jeff" no, he says he'll be back because that old car isn't going anywhere. You both know "Jeff" will never be back, because he'll buy a rebuild Civic from the parking lot of the local WalMart next week and be living the "tuner lifestyle". You lock your old car in the shop that night and sigh as you turn off the light, thinking to yourself:

"It shouldn't be this hard, it really shouldn't be".

[Lukey]

aye

[thebornotaku]

pure poetry

this guy right here.

[theblackmax]

what is this kids issue

[Throttle]

what is this kids issue

oh come on, you just had to resurrect this thread?

[sleeps]

Glad he did, never saw it, twas good 2 min of my life.

[theblackmax]

Glad he did, never saw it, twas good 2 min of my life.

for what ever reason it popped up that i commented on this thread lol this kid was mad

[190Evan]

If you feed the troll he will only grow bigger.

[theblackmax]

If you feed the troll he will only grow bigger.

it say he is banned

[Sarap]

Lol banned

[OSSHWA]

As much as I frequent this forum, I'm shocked that I am just now discovering this thread.

#projectmaxspeedforpresident2016