It's only me an her cause da mini a coop...

[skrapez]

Soooo... figured id make one of these dumb things so yall can troll my shit haha (not that youd want to anyway)

Picked up an 06 Cooper S checkmate edition optioned out. Has pretty much every package minus the crappy nav. Lots to come from this car. Maybe sooner or later depends on if i sell the M3 to fund it or not.



INTAKE AND EXHAUST INSTALLED!!! Thanks to the lovely people of ALTA Performance. It sounds soo amazing!!

[SeanDub]

You seem a bit large for a Mini...

[Stephen]

[Kielan]

You seem a bit large for a Mini...

Apparently he is the only one who can be in there. His mass fills the entire car.

[skrapez]

You seem a bit large for a Mini...

Lol well luckily the lever in front pumps the seat up and down. I got it all the way down and fit comfortably... The rear seat is useless tho haha it's a great lil car!

[Average_Jerk]

its a one seater now

[Average_Jerk]

What does "checkmate" mean? Is it just a fully loaded version? or a little more performance like JCW

[skrapez]

What does "checkmate" mean? Is it just a fully loaded version? or a little more performance like JCW

I wish I was not on my phone so I could lmgtfu your ass

[Average_Jerk]

I wish I was not on my phone so I could lmgtfu your ass

i demand to be spoonfed information. FEED ME KNOWLEDGE!! nom nom nom

[Rally]

Checkmates come equipped with lube dispensers on the center console.

[Kielan]

Checkmates come equipped with lube dispensers on the center console.

[skrapez]

Checkmates come equipped with lube dispensers on the center console.

Andrew... Sounds to me like ur jelly cause the clubman did not come with that option ;-) haha

[Rally]

Andrew... Sounds to me like ur jelly cause the clubman did not come with that option ;-) haha

Yah, that retrofit project was a pain in the ass, but I just had to have them.



Pun fully intended

[525iT_Feen]

You are for to large for that thing. I hope its center driven because I don't want to see you and another man in that thing together.

If you sell the m3 im going to punch you in the nuts.

*Andrew, your an exception to anything mini related for A) owning one that didn't come out of a crackerjack box and B)being the only person ever to make a clubman extremely cool.

Josh I love ya

[Minuki]

Mini's are ghey