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sex in the wilderness before i go looking whilst at workFloccinaucinihilipilification
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Or a Ferrari?
I went round my Mums friends yesterday to pick up a key and her husband goes care to see my new toy, I remember you are into your cars.
Opens the garage to display a spanking new Maserati GranTurismo in red with black wheels. The 4.2 V8. It was some beast. HUGE.
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90's btcc volvo wagon?Floccinaucinihilipilification
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So I'm back in the UK. Drove the E28 for the first time since buying it 5 months ago, it was a strange experience to say the least. Has a strong misfire at 2000rpm and is by far the slowest car in the world haha. Need to get it taxed and MOTed tomorrow, then on to finding wheels..
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Originally posted by driftsuckyIf that car was at a bar, I'd buy it a drink and try to seduce it. Then, we I got it home, I'd cook breakfast for it in the morning. After it told me it's sob story of falling on hard times, I'd offer to lend it a few quid(c wut i did thar) for rent money. I'd probably buy it's daughter a few outfits for school as well. Eventually, I'd take it to a family pic of mine and introduce it to everyone. We'd date for a while until a nice G35 came around and enticed me with the leather seats and navigation that I would never even use anyway. I'd end up breaking that tegs heart and it would walk on me. THAT'S how much I love this car.
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