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JoshBM was bagging on to me that he wanted new wheels a little while ago, knowing him he's all talk and also probably doesn't have any other wheels to roll on once sold
So I got very bored earlier, and having not driven my car for 2 weeks I decided to go and abuse some quiet country lanes. Said country lane soon turned into a mud road used by plant machinery going through the woods with no place to turn around, there is now so much mud and stones caught under my car it has shift locked me out of first and is hesitant to go into second
If that car was at a bar, I'd buy it a drink and try to seduce it. Then, we I got it home, I'd cook breakfast for it in the morning. After it told me it's sob story of falling on hard times, I'd offer to lend it a few quid(c wut i did thar) for rent money. I'd probably buy it's daughter a few outfits for school as well. Eventually, I'd take it to a family pic of mine and introduce it to everyone. We'd date for a while until a nice G35 came around and enticed me with the leather seats and navigation that I would never even use anyway. I'd end up breaking that tegs heart and it would walk on me. THAT'S how much I love this car.
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