UK Random Thread

[stinkinrich]

wasnt sure if youre looking at other models too

[Jorge]

not really, i could do an engine swap but yano.

maybe 500SEC could tempt me though

[JonnyBoi]

Heyy guys!. Has been quiet around here the last few days.

[Minuki]

Heyy guys!. Has been quiet around here the last few days.

It has indeed.

Got the day off tomorrow, gonna work on the car.

[JonnyBoi]

i was off today, Now got 4 days then its Christmas.

[Minuki]

Time to do your christmas shopping?

[Jorge]

Finished all my shopping now! Not long at all til Christmas day, what y'all getting

[stinkinrich]

Finishing mine tomoz late night thurs ftw.

I know what im getting off the mrs as ive already worn most of it haha. Suit, shirt, shoes, 2 oldschool casio watches and some t's. No idea from anyone else, surprises are the best! Actually mum said shed get me a new back window for my cabrio roof lol.

[Jorge]

My parents are still refusing to get me car stuff, ever. partly cos i no longer have a car, so guess it makes sense...

[JonnyBoi]

I don't really know what im getting from anyone, Didn't really ask for much, just said suprise me

And i finished my shopping last week, The internet is a wonderful thing

[Minuki]

So I get in the car to go an pick my bro up from School and finish the rest of the crimbo shopping. The car is on Empty, so I go to the petrol station and fill up. Pay for the fuel. Get to the junction and the car dies. Dead. Absolutely nothing from the battery, won't even turnover. So my brother and I push it into the carpark. I call up my friend and he picks me up and takes me home to get jump leads and a spare battery. Get back to the car park and I try and start the car to see if it would start....and it does. RAGE. Fucking cars.

[Jorge]

Happened to me more than once, waited for AA once and it started off key. They were pissed

[stinkinrich]

Mornin people

[Minuki]

Car broke down again last night....turns out i have a huge leak in my rad

[stinkinrich]

made me chuckle...

Everyone planning to dash through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are advised that a Risk Assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly.....where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shining his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year's well publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift bearing is a common practice in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and the Bribery Act and therefore all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded, while caution is advised regarding other common gifts such as aromatic resins that may evoke allergic reactions.

Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL