UK Random Thread

[ajk]

Jorge, I'm so jelly if you get that bmw.

[JonnyBoi]

3D films suck, they should go back to where they came.

QFT, i **** them, I just watch the films in 2D for the normal price and get a better seat as theres not always fullish

Correct me if i'm wrong, but generally swimming pools are normally referred to as being refreshing ? or should that be "!,"

ohhh Bitchstatus much?

[Jorge]

You are generally just jelly of me Andy

[Anonymoose]

You will now be called Jelly Balls

[Jason_E]

Getting bored of my cars current stance, so when I come back from Shagaluf it's getting hit hard with the lowering stick, as well as the pikey paintjob stick.

I made a to-do list whilst intoxicated the other night, too...

Still to do, on the shed.
• Fix the wiper, so it stops tw*tting the bottom of the screen.
• New rear wiper, so I can see the c**t in a saxo VTR behind tailgate me.
• Do something with the paint, even if it’s a rattle can job.
• New dash, one that isn’t sun damaged and cracked.
• Work out why the rear drivers side light needs a Fonze style bang to get it to turn on every time. Eeehhh
• Clean up the rear lights
• Sort out the little bits of surface rust etc.
• Make new easy to remove front plate bracket.
• Sort out archwork.
• Sort out the front grille, new clips etc.
• New engine. So I don’t get overtaken by techtonic plate movement.
• Better brakes to go with the new engine, so I don’t plough through a line of school kids.
• New pedal rubbers, so my feet don’t sleep off the pedals and cause the above.
• Paint roofrack satin black? Maybe?
• Reinforce parcel shelf so it doesn’t keep falling through the boot.
• Clean the crap out of it.
• Get rid of the “necrophiliac’s orgy” smell.

[Jorge]

* Sell car for better one

[Joshbm]

Films now come in 3D so that they cant be recorded within the cinema's then once the cpmpany is ready to sell the 2D DVD's they will.

[Jorge]

Notice handed in, 9 weeks on Friday.

[stinkinrich]

Really Jorge? Where you heading?

Apparently the bird in Transformers is just stupidly hot and its just ass, ass, ass and ass all over the place.

[Anonymoose]

^ I concur

http://dc-cdn.virtacore.com/2011/05/rosie2.jpg

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/rosie%201.jpg

[Jorge]

University !

[Jorge]

Lol it was her first ever film, before that just modelling? No wonder it was just ass, ass, ass then ass.

[Anonymoose]

toit loike a toiger

[Joshbm]

Why are you complaining lol

[Jorge]

Because I'd rather see more of sheer the beef.