Aussie intro thread - new members post here

[RBT]

Hi im Rob. I just spent 4 weeks cruising around Italy and just spent the last 3 days at Atlantis on the palm in Dubai while u kents froze your ass' s off in Melbourne.

Hahahahahaha aw shit I'll be back in melbourne in 18 hours.

[private_numero]

Hi im mohsen and I fucked all of those posters ↑↑↑ in the arse.

That was a good night

[Fanel]

My bad didn't know there was a specific area to introduce myself.

Couple of pics, a little old. Will take some newer ones once I wash the car today.

Not real good with forums and uploading photos

http://www.flickr.com/photos/96448043@N07/

[SebastienPeek]

This thread is seriously full of the lulz.

Fuck I love you guys. #nohomo

[Thestu]

Hi, I'm Stu.

I'm an Technical Specialist for a phone company.

I have a VR commodore and it has SSL in the back. Dolches on the front and business tyres in the back.

I also like vagina

[nej]

Thought id join in to.

Names nej I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. So yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

[mohsen]

Hi im mohsen. Doctors say im not 100% but they quickly took that back when I peeled the skin off their children with a spoon!
I enjoy long walks through neighborhood parks late at night and watching my neighbors shower through my telescope.
I drive a nissan skyline. I like it because my ex girlfriend fit in the boot and the voice in my head, larry told me to kill every one that has a mustache

[stigma]

Get fucked! Oxer tells me I'm the illest!

Also my sig tells you all you need to know!

[Spados.]

Hi I'm Spados, my real name is Wade but no one ever calls me that but my grandparents. I have a BMW and red hair. Don't socialise too much and Oxer says I'm the illest.

[Lukey]

Hi, I'm Luke. I'm nearly a qualified mechanic, and I own/drive 2 lame Hondas and trying to sell the 7 series BMW I own. Everyone here thinks my balls are in my girlfriends handbag since I don't really play with my cars that much at the moment but I think otherwise obviously and have my own reasons as to why I don't.

I am also an alcoholic.

Adios amigos.

[nicholasng]

Hi, I'm Nicholas and i drive a Accord Euro and I appreciate all the inputs that you guys give me about my car.

Sup, I'm Jordan, 18.

Been around for a while, post every couple days but come on S|W probably 3 times a day.

I dip my boost bars in blue v.

[mohsen]

Hi im mohsen and I fucked all of those posters ↑↑↑ in the arse.

I'm andew and I have a Mitsubishi impreza

[Bflat]

Hi, I'm Melvin and I'm a photographer with my trusty iPhone!

Fuck off cunt, I bet you don't even use instagram or have a watermark.