Can someone help me figure out a good MySpace intro for the About Me section??

[pumpin_fistsE36]

should have posted it on Craigslist instead of waisting our time. stupid idiot!!!

[ChrisVRsix]

I just want it to be a couple lines and very short saying something kinda original or witty about me.
Here's a few things I really like; Macabre, Music, Raves, Irish Northern Aid, Irish Republican Army, and the Irish Freedom Committee.
So, uh, any ideas?
Thanks to anyone who answers in advance, much appreaciated. Will pick best answer.

soo much fail in one post