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Hey you guys, the name's Conrad, Jory Conrad.
I like my cars fast, loud, and pissed off at anybody.
I love anything that's got the torque to show your grandma a good time(
), and the horsepower to get her to the hospital afterwards.
Low IS a lifestyle, and there's nothing that can separate me from perfection.
you can have your ecoboosts, your v16s, or your 6-wheeled Mercedes, but what gets me hot and sweaty is something trying to kill you and all you can do is pray you're worthy of the Bavarian/American/AWD/RWD/Anti-ABS, TCS, Power Steering machine that'll make your run back to your mother's bosom.
In a nutshell, I'm up for whatever, but there are certain things in this world that you can't imitate. Like a '60s V8 or a classic 2002 or first Generation Viper.
Finally, I just want to say, I'm glad to be a part of this troop of car nuts.
Give me your worst. I can take it.
Trust me, I'm just gettin' started...
I like my cars fast, loud, and pissed off at anybody.
I love anything that's got the torque to show your grandma a good time(
), and the horsepower to get her to the hospital afterwards.Low IS a lifestyle, and there's nothing that can separate me from perfection.
you can have your ecoboosts, your v16s, or your 6-wheeled Mercedes, but what gets me hot and sweaty is something trying to kill you and all you can do is pray you're worthy of the Bavarian/American/AWD/RWD/Anti-ABS, TCS, Power Steering machine that'll make your run back to your mother's bosom.
In a nutshell, I'm up for whatever, but there are certain things in this world that you can't imitate. Like a '60s V8 or a classic 2002 or first Generation Viper.
Finally, I just want to say, I'm glad to be a part of this troop of car nuts.
Give me your worst. I can take it.
Trust me, I'm just gettin' started...