New lyricist in the making

[Pooks]

Hi, I'm Pooks. I don't own a stanced car and do not plan on stretching and poking my tires. In fact, I only made an account on this forum so I could post this parody I made.

I like wide tires and I can not lie
You other tuners cant deny
That when a car drives up with an itty bitty rideheight
And a deep dish in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
Cause you notice that tire was stretched
Deep in the wheels she's wearing
Im hooked and I cant stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that stance you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-paint
You say you wanna CALL MY CHAUFFEUR ?
Well, use me, use me
Cause you aint that average BIMMER
Ive seen them stancin
To hell with street racin
Shes slow, low
Got it goin with her turbo'flow
Im tired of magazines
Sayin STOCK ride height is the thing
Take the average tuner and ask him yo?
She gotta DRIVE DOWN LOW
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your BIMMER got the works? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to DROP it! (DROP it!) DROP it! (DROP it!)
DROP that healthy butt!
Baby got STANCE!

[kaidotech]

[Yogi_Bear]