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[Kielan]

im just keeping it real.

I was laughing at what Oxer said.

And high metabolisms ftw. Thank god I have one.

[Average_Jerk]

the other day my boss suggested i look into becoming a state trooper. i would be the worst cop ever

[Kielan]

Streetracing? I can haz join?

[Average_Jerk]

I was laughing at what Oxer said.

And high metabolisms ftw. Thank god I have one.

i have a few friends like that. eat all kinds of junk food, still weigh nothing. these fucking kids live entirely off wendys

[Oxer]

the other day my boss suggested i look into becoming a state trooper. i would be the worst cop ever

LOL

Come be a cop here... and when ever I get pulled over Ill be like "call this guy" and you can tell them to stand down, cause you're a boss.

[Average_Jerk]

LOL

Come be a cop here... and when ever I get pulled over Ill be like "call this guy" and you can tell them to stand down, cause you're a boss.

hahaha i would be too corrupt. take bribes, do favors. pull over and arrest people based on nothing but my hatred for whatever they are doing.

me - youre under arrest!
them - for what?
me - for having a screaming child in a restaurant while im trying to get drunk and hit on these broads.
them - youre on duty, should you be getting so drunk?
me - *police brutality*

[Kielan]

Bhahahahhahahahahahaha

[Average_Jerk]

Bhahahahhahahahahahaha

id be all over the news.

[Average_Jerk]

just found another dealership looking for someone to do internet advertising. these are things i can certainly do

[Oxer]

@ police brutality.

[Kielan]

just found another dealership looking for someone to do internet advertising. these are things i can certainly do

Do eeet.

[Oxer]

just found another dealership looking for someone to do internet advertising. these are things i can certainly do

Just post their number up in here and we will call with enquiries everyday... they'll be like "omg you must be a gun we are getting so much interest"


But it will only last for like 2 months when they realise they are making no sales haha

[Average_Jerk]

@ police brutality.

it would be a never ending trend. even at my trial

judge - your charged with police brutality, how do you plea?
me - innocent, obviously
judge - please watch your tone in my court room
me - *police brutality*
judge - GUILTY!
me - sadface

[Average_Jerk]

Do eeet.

werd, its the second one i applied at this week

[Average_Jerk]

Just post their number up in here and we will call with enquiries everyday... they'll be like "omg you must be a gun we are getting so much interest"


But it will only last for like 2 months when they realise they are making no sales haha

hahahah calls all day from RT. id like like the man, for a minute