The "Quote" thread.

[BADwayz]

"If you work hard and study hard, and fuck up, that's ok. If you fuck up and you fuck up, your a fuck up"

-Sam Halpern

[herrakani]

"i didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything" B. Simpson
"Sucks to roll hard" Mike B?
"Gangsta rap made me do it" Ice Cube

[Oxer]

One of my favorites: (Yup, I do **** disco..)
"I feel the same way about disco, as I do about herpes."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Dr. Gonzo

[JSanders]

"Ah, Divorce. The Latin word for ripping a mans penis off through his wallet."

-Robin Williams

[Alexander]

"You can't jump in the ring with Ali cuz you think you box."
"Take it upstairs, you can't detail a car with the cover on."
Both from The Fast And The Furious. Both epic.

[Kielan]

"After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry."

Unknown.

[P78]

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

dunno who said it tho

[jasonklee]

[INVSBL]

sorry for lack of quote

but that ^^^^^ omfg thats my workplace, every god damn day.

[jasonklee]

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” —Albert Einstein

[jasonklee]

“There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.” —William Butler Yeats

[Okin]

"The good we do: Never remembered.
The Bad: Never forgotten."

I got that on my bike helmet

[digitalauthor]

Fantastic thread. I'm a huge fan of quotes. I snagged some of these from my fb page.

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive." - Van Wilder

“You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.” - James D. Miles

"Do not let the world around you, squeeze you into it's mold." Romans 12:2

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody." - Holden Caulfield

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"These four walls and concrete floor are where I can find happiness holding a wrench and can be at ease from the world. . ." - Me

"People who believe everything they hear in the news are as stupid as the people the news is about." - Me

[iBronzit]

Must admit I like your two additions.

[Lukey]

agreed