Things non-car guys say

[Minuki]

It's so good to have Celli back. Why, Because he lives his life a quarter mile at a time.

Winning is winning.

[Jlyons617]

Winning is winning.

Unless you're Charlie Sheen.

[Oh Damn, it's Sam]

5.0's, gtos's, camaros, etc. Laugh at my lowered 1.8 i4 until I kick their asses because they don't know how to navigate their boats on concrete.

Stop digging. Just put the shovel down and stop. fucking. digging.

[1988montecarloss]

This is every single non-car person after they tell me to find them a car for a few thousand (2-4K) dollars and i send them some that i think are a good deal.

"those are all too old/too high of mileage, im looking for something like 2009-up with less than 50k miles"

uhhh, nobody sells almost new cars for $2-4k unless theyre wrecked or in a flood you idiots

[Randomofodication]

Stop digging. Just put the shovel down and stop. fucking. digging.

[RoughOldSuby]

People that have never seen a car with a turbo timer

"Are you just going to leave your car and lights going?"

"Nah it'll turn off"

"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

Every. Time.

[Omnious]

LOL ok dude.

I clarified. I realize I wasn't very specific. In a straight line, ill lose to just about anything. But when it comes to cornering, the cars I mentioned are like boats, minus the 5.0. But the only 5.0 on campus is driven by a guy who doesn't know how to drive and I slaughter him on our little course every time.

[Omnious]

People that have never seen a car with a turbo timer

"Are you just going to leave your car and lights going?"

"Nah it'll turn off"

"OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

Every. Time.

I've actually been curious about turbo timers. Is it basically just a timer on the engine that lets the engine run and the turbo cool and then shut off by itself?

[JRodigan]

Them: "why do you want another set of wheels?"
Me: "why do you need more than one style of shirt?"
Them: "because it would be boring wearing the same thing all the time."
Me: "there you go."

I like to throw it right back at people. Haha.

[High_5er]

"How do you even drive that thing??"

Carefully.

"How do you go over speed bumps??"

I don't.


Or my favorite is when people think theyre car is better just because its newer or less miles...

"What year is your car? 93? Yeahhh, mines an '07.."

And?

"Well mines only got 90 thowwwww thoughh!"

ANNND? Mines got 200k and it doesnt look that hurt..

[puzzlemaster94]

Them: "Your bumper is going to fall off"
Me: "I doubt it, I'm not even that low"
Them: "Well you should raise it up to make sure that won't happen"
Me: "I want to go lower actually"
Them: "You're an idiot"

One of my friends told me the other day "When I'm with other people, and I see steep driveways, I tell them you couldn't make it up that"

[Omnious]

"How do you go over speed bumps??"

I don't.

^daily occurrence

[Belvader]

"are your wheels broken?"
no
"then why do they lean in?"

[High_5er]

Them: "Your bumper is going to fall off"
Me: "I doubt it, I'm not even that low"
Them: "Well you should raise it up to make sure that won't happen"
Me: "I want to go lower actually"
Them: "You're an idiot"

One of my friends told me the other day "When I'm with other people, and I see steep driveways, I tell them you couldn't make it up that"

Aint even that low?

goin off sig

Every subaru I see is completely stock with the exception of an HKS bov.

Now this ^^ I couldnt have put it better myself. Hella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.

[Omnious]

Now this ^^ I couldnt have put it better myself. Hella irritating when the local Fuckbois smash around in a stock WRX with a fart can and a BOV. Then theyre all like, "Yeah bro I run boost" DUH NIGGA YOUR CAR CAME WITH IT.

DYING