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    Quote Originally Posted by Average_Jerk View Post
    Almost completely lost my shit and murdered my neighbor and the faggot that was helping him to steal cable. Good old lazy sunday
    How were they doing it and how did you find out?
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    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
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    listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
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    You're stupid.

  2. #11977
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    Good morning everyone. My new dog is awesome, which I'm stoked on.

    Gotta go back to Atlanta for the next 3 days for work, since I still haven't received my license to work in Tennessee, fucking blows.
    Ol Dirty Bastard - RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdel View Post
    How were they doing it and how did you find out?
    they were doing it like retarded monkeys. my cable went out on weds, cause they were dicking around. today it went out while I was watching netflix and eating breakfast. I walked outside

    me - what in the fuck are you doing?
    neighbor - hooking up cable
    me - get out of my way
    me (to friend) - hey you fuck. undo whatever you just did. my cables out
    friend - ok
    me - and do it fucking now

    a few mins passes

    neighbor - is it back on
    me - no (slams door in his face)

    this happens a few times

    friend - is it on now? it should be
    me - its not. so go fix whatever you fucked up over there and leave
    friend - it should be on
    me - well its not, im looking at my pc and it says "no internet" so unfuck it all up
    friend - let me take a look
    me - no. youre obviously a fucking idiot. I dont want you anywhere near me or my stuff. so go out there and hook up whatever you unhooked. its that fucking simple
    friend - well I dont know-
    me - no fucking shit you dont know. youre clearly dont know what the fuck you are doing. get out of here now.
    friend - I used to work for-
    me - jesus fucking christ! (slams door in his face)
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    lol
    Dude... My nissan has like a v8, man.

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    Dave always delivers.

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    So I got to sleep in for my day off, feels good.

    But my mom didn't go to work today and she is gambling so that means I gotta pick her up when she calls. FUCKING FUCK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    So I got to sleep in for my day off, feels good.

    But my mom didn't go to work today and she is gambling so that means I gotta pick her up when she calls. FUCKING FUCK.
    Damn azns.

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    Steak & eggs. <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    Steak & eggs. <3
    thats what I had for breakfast today lol
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    Haha nice. I put sweet chili sauce on the steak though.

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    Today fucking blows.
    I dislike Byron.

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    I wanna eat Mila Kunis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    I wanna eat Mila Kunis.
    Who doesn't?
    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus Christ View Post
    listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
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    You're stupid.

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    A fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    A fag.
    Calling KK
    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
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    listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
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    You're stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    So I got to sleep in for my day off, feels good.

    But my mom didn't go to work today and she is gambling so that means I gotta pick her up when she calls. FUCKING FUCK.
    There is a helpline for addictive gambling

    Quote Originally Posted by coconutt View Post
    I wanna eat Mila Kunis.
    Nom nom nom

    Hopefully I start my shit for pay job this week.

    And get another shit for pay job, so at the end of the week my paycheck doesnt look like shit.

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    Shit, I don't get paid until the 10th.

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    Ded

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    This seems like a fun drinking song.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4"]Gogol Bordello - "Start Wearing Purple" (official video) - YouTube[/ame]

    Bloont time

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    Are you keeping your 19's Nick?

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    Sup bitches
    Drinking Enthusiast with a Car Problem

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    Wudup Broman.

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    Trying to register for college. They might as well tell me to go fuck myself with how difficult the transfer credit process is. I have shit from almost every military service and from the gov't itself and none of the information they provide helps me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
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    listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
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    You're stupid.

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    people are such stupid cunts.




    fuck everybody.
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    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
    Using this in my sig.
    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    people are such stupid cunts.
    fuck everybody.
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    listen to me carefully, go fuck yourself and never come back here again
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    You're stupid.

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