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I think I said this earlier, but it happened to me again so I'll post it again.
When you need a tire unmounted or stretched and you go to the shop and they say "we can't make that work..." God fucking dammit if it couldn't work why would I bring it here, and if YOU can't do it, I can so please move aside. I'll pay YOU to let ME mount my own tire on your machine.
Or when you order new parts, bust your ass getting them on in time for a show, and they break
I think I said this earlier, but it happened to me again so I'll post it again.
When you need a tire unmounted or stretched and you go to the shop and they say "we can't make that work..." God fucking dammit if it couldn't work why would I bring it here, and if YOU can't do it, I can so please move aside. I'll pay YOU to let ME mount my own tire on your machine.
Or when you order new parts, bust your ass getting them on in time for a show, and they break
When you reach for the toilet paper roll (2 or 3 ply stuff) and it splits between the layers. So now your sitting on the toilet all twisted around trying to figure out which "ply" is suppose to be the one on top. After spinning it out about ten feet you say "fawk this" and spin all ten feet back around the roll so you can wipe your ass. But now the roll is loosely wound so anytime you pull it you have "ROLL LAG". That delay between when you pull on the toilet paper and when it actually starts to spin. And then, if that wasn't bad enough, for the rest of the roll every time you pull it your subconsciously thinking that your hearing the "plys" tear apart and split because you really don't believe that you have the correct layer order.
The things people are mentioning in this thread are so true! haha.
I have another: when I find out about a huge event the day of the event, and at a time that makes it physically impossible to get there before it is over; then every one posts pictures and just talks about how AWESOME the event was.
When you reach for the toilet paper roll (2 or 3 ply stuff) and it splits between the layers. So now your sitting on the toilet all twisted around trying to figure out which "ply" is suppose to be the one on top. After spinning it out about ten feet you say "fawk this" and spin all ten feet back around the roll so you can wipe your ass. But now the roll is loosely wound so anytime you pull it you have "ROLL LAG". That delay between when you pull on the toilet paper and when it actually starts to spin. And then, if that wasn't bad enough, for the rest of the roll every time you pull it your subconsciously thinking that your hearing the "plys" tear apart and split because you really don't believe that you have the correct layer order.
This actually had me laughing out loud! Thank you for taking the time to write that up.
Another one to the list:
When people park in a driveway right across the footpath, even though there is more than enough space in the driveway for the car, forcing everyone to walk around their car like they are some sort of royalty.
when people get pulled over, and they dont go to find a neighborhood to pull off in. they just stop in the middle of the road and block the entire lane
When you JUST step in the shower and then suddenly get the urge to drop a deuce.... immediately. And then no matter how much you try to dry off, your still wet sitting on your ass thinking about how they hell your going to wipe and not climg when your still wet. So you wait........
When people drive normal speed on the road, maybe even over the speed limit and then when they go to make their turn onto another road, they go at the speed of a tree. Its like they think they become the only car an the road when they make their decision to turn!
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