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    pics to verify story.
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    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neni View Post
    Yeh dem abodiginals are fekd. My mate left his window open in his driveway and we went inside came back out and the cunts stole no shit about 85 cents in change he left in his ash tray. Fekin cunts. Mate dw let's do a stake out. Fucken lure them in with some paint and a plastic bag then tie em up and drop em off to the closest national park being there natural habitat and tie em to a tree but nekkid. Lets see some didgereedoo shit now cunts

    And smeeb, fucken spit roast mate fucken spit roast you fucken faggot
    fuck that, lets just gut them.
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    ehh soo feckin tired lol
    spent all day moving house, not fun
    03' Toyota Crown Athlete V Premium

    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    getout.

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    Rear main seal, new sump and gasket, oil filter, rocker cover gasket, accidently-ish bought a type r lsd g'box, new clutch and flywheel, rebuilt my driveshafts - all this lastnight. Engine should be going in next week in time for a run at tampered. Soooo broke i cannot explain. In other news, who wants to kb and watch fnf1 tonight? Text if u do

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    Fuck ox that bad? Can probably make a trap for the backyard situation.

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    Added you seb, anybody else keen on some forza sessions tonight?

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    Got no net atm but should be good tomorrow night

    Sent from my GT-I9300T using Tapatalk 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    getout.

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    This should do


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    In4horizonsesh



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    Quote Originally Posted by neni View Post
    This should do

    Put a bottle of spirits in the middle and your set

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    On F4 now...

    .GT: xpditi0n

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    I only havee horizon :9

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    7mate goggo. best night of tv. EVER.


    I LIVE MY LIFE A 1/4 MILE AT A TIME, FOR THOSE FEW SECONDS.. IM FREE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    3 parts cut out of fnf already....


    Fuck this, id rather watch the dvd.


    They cut out fagget for fuck sake.... Fucking homos ruining the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by anth View Post
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    yeh saw that aswell harry mimed his lines loll. fucked it off and im watchn bluray rip instead lol il switch back for gone in 60 seconds
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    streets closed pizza boy find your own way home

    sif talk to the director like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    edward doesnt get monicas tits whether he wins onr loses....
    Quote Originally Posted by anth View Post
    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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    fuck its so censored its rediculous. he doesnt even tell his floorpan to shutup shutup.


    are we watchn this together ox? its like that time in sydney wen i had pants on but i didnt..










































































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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    doesnt even get to say fuck you then to the whore.
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    yes we are colinz.... Come over next ad break? LOL
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    im in crazyburn gotta pay a cunr . mns on? lemme kno im morning shuft this week
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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxer View Post
    So some cunt has been snooping around my back yard.


    Theres a dog shit on the grass within the last 2 days, and no possible way for a dog to get in withough someone opening the side gate.

    Bought 200m of barb wire, making the backyard fort knox.


    Ill fucking bury a cunt in the backyard if I ever catch them.
    Easier solution is to put a lock on your gate and put some huge ass nails (extra points for old, rusty ones) in a plank of wood, and place it near the fence, or wherever else you think they are jumping over to get on your property... mother fucker will get their foot impaled, and probably end up with an infection

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    Quote Originally Posted by rom2nv View Post
    Easier solution is to put a lock on your gate and put some huge ass nails (extra points for old, rusty ones) in a plank of wood, and place it near the fence, or wherever else you think they are jumping over to get on your property... mother fucker will get their foot impaled, and probably end up with an infection
    might work in perth but over here in the populated areas people use somethin uber important









































































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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaNz View Post
    Its not bags, its a tank for the car that keeps the inside car cabin pressurized and uv rays down to a minimum so that colins skin doesnt react with the outside uv rays. The tank is conected to a powercore with a special generator separate to the cars system. As so im told, it uses a nuclear substance which has been supplied by Moh. The complex design was created for people with special skin conditions like colin. Id say its a good investment for colin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cln View Post
    im in crazyburn gotta pay a cunr . mns on? lemme kno im morning shuft this week
    Nope...

    Quote Originally Posted by rom2nv View Post
    Easier solution is to put a lock on your gate and put some huge ass nails (extra points for old, rusty ones) in a plank of wood, and place it near the fence, or wherever else you think they are jumping over to get on your property... mother fucker will get their foot impaled, and probably end up with an infection
    as colin said, thieves are a little more cunning then that around here.
    Quote Originally Posted by anth View Post
    Lucky they didn't come into your house and disrespect your whole family.

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    Has anything ever been stolen before?

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