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[skrapez]

You sir, you're not bad.

[kbuss]

bartender - how bout them pats?
us - we dont watch sports
bartender - how bout the Call of Duty?
us - we dont play video games
bartender - what do you do?
us - we build cars
bartender - your food will be right out..

thats funny

[Jesus Christ]

keep em

i get offered tix at least once a week and decline it ecery fucking time

[skrapez]

Yea... as much as I want to watch a bunch of nigger millionaires chase around a $20 ball.... I don't at all.

[Average_Jerk]

Yea... as much as I want to watch a bunch of nigger millionaires chase around a $20 ball.... I don't at all.

is that a rap music joke?

[Average_Jerk]

i get offered tix at least once a week and decline it ecery fucking time

same with our AHL team lol

[kbuss]

Riveting tale.


Throughout*

The king and dumbass stories and shit has returned

And I couldn't figure out how to spell throughout, I'm fucking stupid sometimes.

[SeanDub]

Basketball: ow coach he almost touched me, I need to rest!!!!


Hockey: that's ok coach, I don't need those teeth, put me back in!

[Average_Jerk]

Plus fucking one.

Dear god, I lost it at this point bitch making my sandwich was fucking pissed at me. Probably thought I was laughing at her inability to speak English. ohwell.jpg

LOL Basketball, bunch of whiny niggers.

You've told that one before.

yea i know. i even said so

[kbuss]

Hockey is the most exciting sport to watch, I'll give you that.

[Jesus Christ]

cmon guys, hockey isnt THAT good.

[SeanDub]

cmon guys, hockey isnt THAT good.

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

[Jesus Christ]

without fighting it would pretty much be Canadian soccer with figure skating.

[SeanDub]

Without fighting and hitting*


But then it wouldn't be hockey. Without a ball football players would just be a bunch of guys in tight pants playing grab ass.

And baseball would be... Well it fuckin sucks with all the required equipment and do does basketball.

[Jesus Christ]

now baseball, thats an exciting spectacle