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[Average_Jerk]

Fuck. Receptionist is sick today do now I have to cover for her. Today is going to blow.

now you can put secretary on your resume

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

You know the feeling when you step into a wet shower and slip but catch yourself?

Sometimes you don't catch yourself.

Fuck. That's my biggest fear. The last place I want to injure myself is somewhere where my family has to find me all naked and immobile.

Ouch, hope he's doing okay.

Yeah. Dude's a trooper. Is probably in more pain than he'll admit. But he also has a bottle full of hydrocodone, so that should help.

[Average_Jerk]

Fuck. That's my biggest fear. The last place I want to injure myself is somewhere where my family has to find me all naked and immobile.



Yeah. Dude's a trooper. Is probably in more pain than he'll admit. But he also has a bottle full of hydrocodone, so that should help.

I live alone so Id probably die there waiting hahaha

[Miroteknik]

I live alone so Id probably die there waiting hahaha

spongebobtwoweekslater.jpg lol

[mrg7243]

Fuck. That's my biggest fear. The last place I want to injure myself is somewhere where my family has to find me all naked and immobile.

My friend did that while we were on vacation in North Carolina, wasted a day in the ER with his clumsy ass

[Francois Dillinger]

Sometimes I get paranoid that with my luck someone will break in while I'm in the shower and I'll have to fight them off naked.

[AndrewFromTheInternet]

Apparently HPF is done for good as of today:

http://www.bimmerboost.com/content.php?3533-The-tuning-world-is-unforgiving-and-rough-HPF-closes-its-doors-R-I-P-Horsepower-Freaks

Sucks for them for sure. That's a whole fucking fiasco to read through.

[Kielan]

Yeah I heard about that last night.


In other news I just took a most glorious shit.

[Khalil]

Andrew some big fag fanboy bought out their rights and all parts left there.
He's rebooting it as something else.

[WICKED WEISS]

Apparently HPF is done for good as of today:

http://www.bimmerboost.com/content.php?3533-The-tuning-world-is-unforgiving-and-rough-HPF-closes-its-doors-R-I-P-Horsepower-Freaks

Sucks for them for sure. That's a whole fucking fiasco to read through.

Damn. Crazy stuff. Someone got away with 200k. Crazy.

[MommysLittleMonster]

Sometimes I get paranoid that with my luck someone will break in while I'm in the shower and I'll have to fight them off naked.

Happened to me a few times. Last time I threw a chair at the assailant.

Apparently HPF is done for good as of today:

http://www.bimmerboost.com/content.php?3533-The-tuning-world-is-unforgiving-and-rough-HPF-closes-its-doors-R-I-P-Horsepower-Freaks

Sucks for them for sure. That's a whole fucking fiasco to read through.

Sucks. Chris was definitely a pioneer in his own right. Thieves are just the worst kind of people.

Yeah I heard about that last night.


In other news I just took a most glorious shit.

Kelly, I feel like every other day it's an announcement on your bowel movements.

"The shit I'm taking right now is aweful."
"The shit I just took was huge."
"I shit bricks when Khalil stole all the famous at H2O."

[WICKED WEISS]

Happened to me a few times. Last time I threw a chair at the assailant.

Sucks. Chris was definitely a pioneer in his own right. Thieves are just the worst kind of people.

Kelly, I feel like every other day it's an announcement on your bowel movements.

"The shit I'm taking right now is aweful."
"The shit I just took was huge."
"I shit bricks when Khalil stole all the famous at H2O."

[Matt]

Bacon and meatball sub for lunch...so good, yet so bad.

[Kielan]

Happened to me a few times. Last time I threw a chair at the assailant.

Sucks. Chris was definitely a pioneer in his own right. Thieves are just the worst kind of people.

Kelly, I feel like every other day it's an announcement on your bowel movements.

"The shit I'm taking right now is aweful."
"The shit I just took was huge."
"I shit bricks when Khalil stole all the famous at H2O."

Awful* retard.

[Khalil]

I stole what