Pet Peeves & Things That Annoy You Thread

[andybob]

When you come across a craigslist add that says: "Need to sell ASAP" so you text the person and they never get back to you.

Sounds like you're in a real hurry faggot.

[DutchStance]

That when you have a car, you see all kind of awesome cars, within your budget,....And the moment you sell it, you can't find anything...

[Oh Damn, it's Sam]

People who write car classified ads, and use any form of the following sentence:

"Fires right up"

I always assume that sentence is immediately followed by "and then promptly catches fire."

[MommysLittleMonster]

People who write car classified ads, and use any form of the following sentence:

"Fires right up"

[MommysLittleMonster]

when "adults" introduce themselves as "Mr. LastName". who in the fuck do you think you are you stupid fucking dickface?

This weekend met this chicks dad

me - hi, Im dave
him - Im Mr LastName. nice to meet you
Thats when I stared at him like he just told me he was a scientologist
him - but you can call me Bob
me - nice to meet you Bob

"While I appreciate you're blessing to call you Bob, I think I'll just call you Pumba."

[loekaaz]

- People who hesitate at every roundabout and holding up traffic

- People 'overtaking' with 0.001 mph speed difference

- Elderly people behind the wheel who are too scared and blind to move aside on a single lane road

- People (read: women) who rev their engines when cold

- Magpies. Just magpies...

[Rebounder]

If he insisted I call him Mr, I would have made him call me Sir or Your Excellency

you should have assigned him a different last name. Like if he was like "hello. I'm Mr. smith." respond by telling him "I'm going to call you Mr. Jones. Good to meet you Mr. Jones."
...

Or just tell him "I have trouble with names. Can I just call you asshole?"

[Average_Jerk]

If he insisted I call him Mr, I would have made him call me Sir or Your Excellency

[coconutt]

when "adults" introduce themselves as "Mr. LastName". who in the fuck do you think you are you stupid fucking dickface?

This weekend met this chicks dad

me - hi, Im dave
him - Im Mr LastName. nice to meet you
Thats when I stared at him like he just told me he was a scientologist
him - but you can call me Bob
me - nice to meet you Bob

[Miroteknik]

when stupid hoes go to raves to take pics of themselves half naked having some fake ass blast and posting it to their social media accounts

[Average_Jerk]

when "adults" introduce themselves as "Mr. LastName". who in the fuck do you think you are you stupid fucking dickface?

This weekend met this chicks dad

me - hi, Im dave
him - Im Mr LastName. nice to meet you
Thats when I stared at him like he just told me he was a scientologist
him - but you can call me Bob
me - nice to meet you Bob

[SuperMegaDeathRay]

i **** it when i am playing gta online having a hard match or survival and my batteries go on strike...or my xbox is logging out from live for no reason while i'm in a match...

[Cutlets]

For me it would have to be when people tell me my car is too low.....all the time, i hear it from family, friends or even strangers! I really could car less of there opinion, but damn, It gets me so annoyed that I hear it several times!

[DER E30]

I'm sure it's been said... But, when people call wheels rims

Ma whip got dez sick wimz yo!

[theseeker411]

I've come to the realization that I have entirely way too many friends that are conservative christian Republicans. Yeah, I get it, Obama is Satan incarnate and fuck poor people/minorities/gays. Whatever. Just shut the fuck up, especially on Facebook.