vlavlo turbro.

[Volvosome]

my battery died. probably from being so balling. oh well i wanted a new one any way. im going to go get one today. im getting an optima yellow top. you know what that means?



lightning and t-rexs mutha fukaz! im real excited. it means i can put my moms battery back in her subaru.


footnote: the above mentioned t-rex, would in theory, shoot flames out of his orifices.

[Volvosome]

so jelly

Isn't there a destiny's child song about being ready for this jelly? Talkin bout how dudes can't handle the ass? I can handle ass, bitch

[Matt]

so jelly

[Draggin_ma_balls]

What should a miata driver know about fat bitches.

Must be a tight fit.

Im a pro! Windows and roof down
cake on the seat
park up
wait
???
profit

You laughin at me mutha fucka!!?!? Loljk thanks man! You should see the whales I get in here. We talking double digit numbers of chins. Daym

[Volvosome]

Good question. He usually quotes based on the car and specific options.

Feel free to drop him an email or a call, tell him Spicy Dave sent ya.

Jim Schardt
Cell: 505-463-5580

https://www.clockworkcalibrations.com

edit: I'll add this too, this is his daily driver wagon, and his cruiser bike made from a Honda CRF50 and a beach cruiser bicycle frame. The wagon is static.

Emailed him. Real excited to see what he says. It won't be anytime soon since the only money I have is a thong full of ones from stripping at big ts on girls night and that's it. That bike made me hard. And his wagon. This guy might be my new man crush. Full raging.

This is seriously THE funniest thread i have ever read. Love the car, looks sick plus loadsa room for fat bitches... Thats important.

You laughin at me mutha fucka!!?!? Loljk thanks man! You should see the whales I get in here. We talking double digit numbers of chins. Daym

What should a miata driver know about fat bitches.

Must be a tight fit.

Everyone knows that if you are a real low car enthusiast you can fit any number of fat bitches in any car and not rub or scrape excessively

Ps did i spell enthusiast right? Because I really care about what all you Internet people think about my spelling skills.

[rice4life]

This is seriously THE funniest thread i have ever read. Love the car, looks sick plus loadsa room for fat bitches... Thats important.

What should a miata driver know about fat bitches.

Must be a tight fit.

[Draggin_ma_balls]

This is seriously THE funniest thread i have ever read. Love the car, looks sick plus loadsa room for fat bitches... Thats important.

[Daviticus]

How much do they charge for these efi/mega squirt setups? I would be very interested once I get some more money.

Good question. He usually quotes based on the car and specific options.

Feel free to drop him an email or a call, tell him Spicy Dave sent ya.

Jim Schardt
Cell: 505-463-5580

https://www.clockworkcalibrations.com

edit: I'll add this too, this is his daily driver wagon, and his cruiser bike made from a Honda CRF50 and a beach cruiser bicycle frame. The wagon is static.

[Volvosome]

aaah it's sooo awesome!

Would love to see it with some big-dish 16"s!!

i like small wheels. i am going to make them big dish slant lip 15's. its settled.

Fuck yes, so awesome!

heyo! maggots!

[electricalbox]

Fuck yes, so awesome!

[Wunderbaum]

aaah it's sooo awesome!

Would love to see it with some big-dish 16"s!!

[Volvosome]

Dat's me on air control.

like a gawd damn angel in a leather jacket on a harley.

[Bronzit]

Dat's me on air control.

[Volvosome]

Something for you all.



I'm not driving, in fact I'm not even in the car. Or the town, or the county, or the state. I'm on a dumb family road trip and my friends who are watching my house took it for a drive and got a roller. I came. I want slant lips.

[seven-57]

i agree. for what was paid, it exceeded my expectations of balling. also my grocery bags should be here by the end of the week. prepare your faces.

Quoting just because.