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If that car was at a bar, I'd buy it a drink and try to seduce it. Then, we I got it home, I'd cook breakfast for it in the morning. After it told me it's sob story of falling on hard times, I'd offer to lend it a few quid(c wut i did thar) for rent money. I'd probably buy it's daughter a few outfits for school as well. Eventually, I'd take it to a family pic of mine and introduce it to everyone. We'd date for a while until a nice G35 came around and enticed me with the leather seats and navigation that I would never even use anyway. I'd end up breaking that tegs heart and it would walk on me. THAT'S how much I love this car.
This guy on the bus has his fucking music so fucking loud I don't know how he has any eardrums left. It doesn't help that he's listening to happy hardcore either, that shit died years ago for a good fucking reason.
If that car was at a bar, I'd buy it a drink and try to seduce it. Then, we I got it home, I'd cook breakfast for it in the morning. After it told me it's sob story of falling on hard times, I'd offer to lend it a few quid(c wut i did thar) for rent money. I'd probably buy it's daughter a few outfits for school as well. Eventually, I'd take it to a family pic of mine and introduce it to everyone. We'd date for a while until a nice G35 came around and enticed me with the leather seats and navigation that I would never even use anyway. I'd end up breaking that tegs heart and it would walk on me. THAT'S how much I love this car.
Happy hardcore? Like straight edge stuff? Tap him on the shoulder and say, if you feel you must show everyone you're into heavy metal, SPAZMETAL or GTFO!
This guy on the bus has his fucking music so fucking loud I don't know how he has any eardrums left. It doesn't help that he's listening to happy hardcore either, that shit died years ago for a good fucking reason.
Nah happy hardcore as in that awful early 90s rave music.
So I come back to work to find the other guy has done fuck all so I'm stuck with a backlog of 600 parcels and about 5 pallets to sort out and deliver, what a cunt.
Someone buy my Minilites and Suzuki to make me happy lol.
If that car was at a bar, I'd buy it a drink and try to seduce it. Then, we I got it home, I'd cook breakfast for it in the morning. After it told me it's sob story of falling on hard times, I'd offer to lend it a few quid(c wut i did thar) for rent money. I'd probably buy it's daughter a few outfits for school as well. Eventually, I'd take it to a family pic of mine and introduce it to everyone. We'd date for a while until a nice G35 came around and enticed me with the leather seats and navigation that I would never even use anyway. I'd end up breaking that tegs heart and it would walk on me. THAT'S how much I love this car.
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