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  • Southpaw's Autographed M-Tech 2 Front Bumper.

    Thats right motherlovers.

    The bumper is up for sale.

    What am i talking about?

    Oh. You're in for a treat, b!tches.


    This little b!tch was painted black sapphire metallic, then i cracked it the week before bimmerfest.

    Knowing that i had to get a new one, i decided to have a little fun: let all my fellow fanatics sign it.

    And then all hell broke loose.


    This is the latest pic of the bumper








    Holy fuucking shiit.





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    Yes.


    It is signed by e-famous BMW owners such as.

    -4ngie (love her)
    -Spastic Dwarf (has a rusty beard)
    -ChrisTKHarris (apparently he is azn)
    -Pswirley (has pink calipers)
    -DaRedRocket (The Czar of stance
    -Yours truely (has that wierd bumper and pink bike?)
    -many many other of our favorite fanatics

    there are probobly over 100 signatures and over 20 little quirks on the bumper.

    THERE IS EVEN A MOTHERFUUCKING DRAGON ON THE DRIVERS SIDE. HOLY BALLS.

    Yes. I am BSing you not, a MOTHER FUUCKING DRAGON.


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    HOLY BALLS. IS THIS THE NORCAL/SOCAL GENERAL CHAT? You better beleive it.










    But Brandon, how much would you sell this piece of e-gold for?


    Mother fuuckers. We're starting the bid at 2500 bucks.


    What the fuuuck? 2500 bucks?

    Yes.

    You better believe it.

    Mother fuuckers.





    No, this is not a serious FS ad.



    But if you REALLY wanna buy it. I'll sell it to you. If you want?


    -Brandon
    E46 No More..
    Her Concise History:
    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

  • #2
    I'll start the bidding at 2700.

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    • #3
      Go play outside, you are much too bored

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      • #4
        I just fapped and i'm bored whilst recharging.



        I wish Billy Mays could make me an infomercial.
        -Brandon
        E46 No More..
        Her Concise History:
        http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

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        • #5
          Gotta love that after-fap high.

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          • #6
            Kevlar banned me for a week for posting this in the classifieds on there..

            Fuck bf.c
            -Brandon
            E46 No More..
            Her Concise History:
            http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

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            • #7

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              • #8
                Special appearance by:


                Originally posted by da3bous
                I want you to photoshop a giant penis down the side of my car

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                • #9
                  :


                  The ad was supposed to be liek this

                  -Brandon
                  E46 No More..
                  Her Concise History:
                  http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

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                  • #10

                    Great fucking ad. I almost threw out a bid just because of the manner it was represented.... Did Kev really give you the banstick for this?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by E36Bimmer93 View Post

                      Great fucking ad. I almost threw out a bid just because of the manner it was represented.... Did Kev really give you the banstick for this?
                      Yes. One week.


                      And he deleted the thread.
                      -Brandon
                      E46 No More..
                      Her Concise History:
                      http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by southpaw View Post
                        Yes. One week.


                        And he deleted the thread.
                        lul damn, did you see my post before it got deleted? haha
                        Ryan | flickr

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                        • #13
                          Hahahahaha hahaha the Fucking Dragon is clutch!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Gottalovethexi View Post
                            lul damn, did you see my post before it got deleted? haha
                            : no what did you say?
                            -Brandon
                            E46 No More..
                            Her Concise History:
                            http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=778655

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Nightfox.Technologies View Post
                              Hahahahaha hahaha the Fucking Dragon is clutch!
                              You're god damn right it is.
                              Originally posted by da3bous
                              I want you to photoshop a giant penis down the side of my car

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