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Well, I drive a "bimmer"... guess Im a douche oh well
I came to the conclusion long ago that I'm a "douche" no matter what I'm driving. I'd rather be a douche in a 540i than a douche in a neon. I drive like a douchebag....and depending on the prudeness level of the motorist witnessing my "douchebaggery", one might say I drive like a comlete-and-utter douchebag.
Haha, I do wonder how the SRT4 didn't make it on there, that and Camaro's and Mustangs either. Oh, and lifted truck owners...can't tell you how many times a douche in one of those thought it'd be cute to blind the Mk4 sitting on it's balls with high beams. Fucking d-bags.
With a huge market of aftermarket parts (that can be overnighted from Japan) this car is rarely found stock, and always has a douche behind the wheel. Powered by the legendary Vtec, it is believed by douchebags to be the fastest car on the road. They are commonly found revving their engine at stoplights and racing soccer mom’s minivans to boost their ego. If sounds of lawn equipment are heard on your street then it is most likely a douchebag driving an Integra.
Originally posted by da3bous
I want you to photoshop a giant penis down the side of my car
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